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Diving Into Discounts & Deals
With the dawning of 2010, the Grand Mademoiselle anxiously awaits all those discounts on gorgeous shoes, once just out of reach in 2009 and now deliciously affordable. Traditionally, the post-holiday sales are a letdown, mainly because the most stylish shoes are already sold out, and all that's left is last season's oft-rifled, passed-over rejects, once trendy and cutting edge, but now woefully passe.

However, the key to making the most out of seasonal discounts is to forget what the trends were (and truth be told, what's "trendy" is often grossly misunderstood) in favor of focusing on footwear transcendence, eschewing the labels conjured up by those "in the know" (who tend to be so focused on what's hot now, and so driven by their superiors to conjure up the latest catch phrase to trap us into believing that if we don't have this shoe immediately, to wear with this outfit to this event, we're all of us doomed to a lifetime of suffering through our waking fashion lives in purgatory; trapped aimlessly in some circle of fashion hell as the Editors look down on us with pity for our lack of vision).

How misguided the Editors are, poor saps, for believing that what's new is what's best, and for denying the possibility of a visionary, post-trend renaissance among the style mavens who would rather find their own way in the fashion forests, looking more like icons and less like paid advertisements for the latest runway concoction. Getting cash and other incentives to showcase newborn trends is hardly fashionable, and lately, design houses and stylists seem to have more in common with pharmaceutical companies as the mission statements that once clearly articulated their optimistic ideals are tossed into the shredder. When someone tells you what's hot right now, ask them who they work for, and who paid for the shoes they're convincing you to buy. Forget them, and find yourself a good deal. Here are two that the Grand M intends to take advantage of: Barefoot Tess (a Grand M staple) is offering 30% off all Barefoot Tess brand styles to honor patrons in "appreciation week", loaded with lovely shoes which reveal that the company has come into their own as far as designing their own brand goes. Simply enter code "BFT30" at checkout to redeem your discount, and might I suggest picking up the following fantastic finds: The All Black for Barefoot Tess 'Quilted Flat', with its sumptuous satin upper and patent leather cap-toe, replete with a decidedly frayed yet unfussy bow is pure bliss - a fantastic admixture of satiny comfort and coquettish suggestions. Likewise, the All Black for Barefoot Tess 'Banded Flat', available in a variety of patent leather hues with color-complimentary patent bands across the toe add just the right touch of flair to a sleek pair of black straight leg pants (be they dark-rinse jeans, leggings, or high-waisted, gabardine trousers).


Another fabulous deal awaits the Grand M's readers at a site dedicated to broadcasting Shoebuy coupon codes and alerting the public to other great discounts. Site owner Beth has neatly categorized savings possibilities into categories, namely, coupons, promo codes, discount items, and free shipping, allowing visitors to find the best of what's around for a great price on Shoebuy. Access the homepage directly via http://www.shoebuycoupon.net, and peruse the amazing finds Beth has clearly laid out. Check out the coupons page and the promo codes, which are chock full of fantastic finds and remarkable deals.

Punched-Up Pairings
Certain elements inescapably compliment each other in a multitude of arenas, from the rustic simplicity of a perfect wine pairing with a buttery brie, to the devout conviction in harmonious zodiac attunements.  With the spirit of made-to-be-together in mind, the Grand Mademoiselle would like to burglarize the elite enclave housing fashion's elemental edicts.  Perhaps the perfect pairing is achieved by mixing an impeccably tailored coat with rugged boots, or a delicate chiffon Marchesa gown with a bomber jacket (a la Ralph Lauren's inimitable grace and genius for intuiting what makes a combination sing).  Let the halls of Harper's Bazaar adumbrate with carefully conceived, exquisitely executed, irreverently polished pairings.  The key is to keep them within the bounds of good taste, and to choose breathtaking, well-tailored pieces as anchors to align the intended effect, which should be luxurious, playful, and thoroughly intelligent.  The perfect pairing demands wit, first and foremost.

It seems obvious for the Grand M to begin with the shoes and work from there.  To provide inspiration for this theme, it is entirely fitting to select two pairs on opposite sides of the footwear spectrum; one epitomizing lavish opulence, and the other imparting a decidedly guileless, enthusiastic, bucolic vigor.  The 'Zoe Fur' flat by Maloles is ornate beyond compare, fashioned of sumptuous leather with all the freshly-mined luster of pewter ore.  The golden, coppery nappa upper is delightfully twisted in a chic pleat across the vamp, and adorned with a simple espresso grosgrain ribbon tie.  What's more, this ridiculous confection is fully lined with honey-toned fur, complete with feathery tufts peeking down along the seams on each heel.  To find a perfect pairing for these fanciful Maloles ballet flats, look no further than an artfully tailored blazer in an unassuming solid color.  Proenza Schouler provides the perfect piece with a lily-white stretch cotton fold-over blazer.
The low V-neck, single button front closure, and deco-revival double lapels bring the 'Zoe Fur' flats down a notch, thus preventing one from looking too "made-up", which the Grand M never finds flattering.  The simple cotton fabric, demure white tone, and innocently structured long-sleeved blazer pairs perfectly against the over-the-top golden, fur-lined, pleated, Maloles extravaganza.  Although, just to raise some eyebrows, I'd coyly tuck Matthew Williamson's 'Atomic' structured clutch neatly in the crook of my elbow and demonstrate my fearless love of fashion.

In truth, the rigid construction of the clutch pairs nicely with the Proenza blazer, and the multicolored silk, neatly embellished with bands of mirrored sequins in a gentle gradient of surprisingly muted neon tones is dazzling to behold.  Additionally, it has nothing in common with the Maloles ballet flats and looks marvelous against the stark white of the blazer.


Now, let's take a different approach to the perfect pairing by grounding our ensemble with the Tashkent 'Stoney' boot, crafted of a ruggedly refined rich brown leather upper, rising to a 16.5" shaft atop a 1" heel and endlessly entwined in layer upon layer of sturdy leather strips, encircling the 'Stoney' from top to bottom in tone-on-tone hide.  Tashkent is one of the Grand M's favorite shoe designers, marrying a solid, work-horse mentality with the innovative delicacy of an imaginative, couture sensibility.  What to pair with these gorgeous boots?  To the Grand M, they scream for a modern, crisply-cut dress coat to add an excitingly body-conscious and painstakingly proportioned dimension to the Tashkent's haphazard richness.  The 'Lantern Hem Coat', sold by Topshop is the perfect piece to pair with the 'Stoney' boots.  Made of a fantastic alpaca and wool blend, the 'Lantern' remains true to its moniker, featuring a futuristic, spirited bell-shaped hem
, lovingly fitted waistline affixed with a dual-button flap closure, slightly flared sleeves, and a deliciously over-sized collar.  The shape is at once retro and fashion-forward, barely able to conceal its intended purpose of flawlessly exhibiting a woman's figure.  Furthermore, the unexpectedly sedate teal color lends an extra layer of originality, steering it away from becoming just another well-shaped, black, boiled-wool Park Avenue peacoat.  The point of the perfect pairing is to pay attention to what each piece contributes on its own, that is, what it has to say.  Then, find another piece that has a different point of view, but with enough common ground to carry on a delightful conversation.
Gold-Plated Art Decoratif
The Grand Mademoiselle has always harbored a secret hatred of studded embellishments, whether on shoes, bags, lapels, what have you. However, there remains a certain intrigue to this style, spawned by the decorative art of the 1920's, that is both harshly industrial and artistically irreverent. The gilded, art deco appeal of studs currently conveys a lack of originality, yet the Grand M is simply positive that when done right, it's really right. The key, as with most things fashion, is to keep it simple, unexpected, and well-blended. No black leather bags engulfed by geometric, metal adornments, no jeans with gold studs running up the inseam, no faux leather cuffs crammed with gilded pyramids. In an attempt to get into the swing of the stud, the Grand M has selected a few pieces that work wonderfully together, to be mixed and matched with decidedly un-art deco additions.


Delman has turned out a gorgeous example of how this trend can work successfully with the 'Ami' heel. Fashioned of luxurious black kid suede and resting atop 1.5" worth of chunky heel, the 'Ami' takes the stud and gives it a good hard shake to knock all the silliness out of it. The lovely rounded toe is elegantly capped with row upon row of tiny golden dots, adding a softer dimension to the triangular studs that wind their way around the rim. Leave it to Delman to make the stud look elegant. This is artful adornment, an homage to a classic design motif, significant to both fashion and architecture, not some punk attempt to exude an edgy ennui.

If you must jazz them up a little, make sure to wear simple clothing and add the jazz in the accessories. Steer clear of studded bags, gloves, or hats, and instead, add a sensual Parisian element with Maison Michel's breathtaking 'Sasha' multi-strand pearl headpiece, dripping with delicate amber pearls and golden hardware. This headpiece plucks the stud from its modern associations and delivers a ravishing throwback to the roots of art decoratif, exuding the excitement of a fresh burst of style invention.
Chic Shoes, Chic Home

New Beginnings: Luxury In Lean Times
Yes, yes, the economy stinks. Yes, yes, fashion has reacted to the current downturn very poorly by churning out uninspired, drab, been-there-done-that cheap-looking blazers to pair with terribly boring flats. It seems as though we've lost our ingenuity, our slightly crazy bravado in our attempt to express solemn solidarity. The Grand Mademoiselle thinks we need to put our noses firmly against that grindstone and wear a pair of goddamn fantastic shoes. Mind you, not just any shoes. No, no, the Grand M sees shoes that express an expansive gusto, a forward-thinking yet patiently cautious anticipation of what works for us now. What is that exactly, you may ask? It's a brilliant homage to 1970's playfulness, capturing a fearless desire to embrace odd shapes that blend the beautiful with the bizarre, thereby creating something different to lift us from a silly rut toward higher goals. Rather than waste words describing my favorite picks, allow me to drown you in bravely feel-good footwear. Drink it in, my dear Grand M's, and savor every drop.


From the suede pleated, gold-foiled oriental vibe of All Black for Barefoot Tess' Japanese Boot to the reflective sheen of Corso Como's Carro low-heeled lace-up oxford, Fall/Winter 2009 ushers in the dawn of fashion lawlessness and unbridled creativity. There's nothing subtle about snakeskin and suede, and Andrea Carrano's gorgeous Boa wedge is the new version of demure office attire, the beauty of which is that the Boa is decidedly not demure, despite its ladylike pointed toe and sweeping accents. Beyond your office walls, try something thoughtful, delightfully designed, comfortable, and a chic, unexpected cold weather surprise. The Barefoot Tess Halia heel by Faryl Robin weaves strands of autumnal leather into a low-heeled, strappy, buckled, closed-toe sandal masterpiece. The Grand M intends to pair hers with sheer metallic gray tights and a cashmere tunic. Good heavens, I'm positively swooning with pleasure at the endless succession of glorious possibilities dancing betwixt my ears.


Inject a healthy dose of high-class glitz into your end of 2009 wardrobe with the Bernardo Drama black patent scrunch flat, cheekily embellished with geometric, deco-inspired rhinestones across the toe. Never having pegged myself a rhinestone toe flat kind of lady, imagine my surprise when I discovered that I had fallen deeply in love with the Drama. No frills here, just pure womanly acumen, as if the wearer could design the Chrysler Building during a quiet daydream. I am, quite frankly, freaking out about this season's creations, all of which caught me by surprise and re-awakened my slumbering shoe sensibilities. This October has effectively reminded me why I care, and why I love (and need) to love shoes. Not quite following me? Take a good long look at Dolce Vita's Nathan boot. This deliciously exuberant thigh-high, over-the-knee, low-heeled kid suede boot demands a reach for a wad of tissues with which the Grand M may daub her dampened ducts before trying them on with everything she owns ... all at once. I'm thinking steely skinny jeans and a loose-knit dark gray mohair cable sweater that hits just a teeny tiny bit above the Nathan's heavenly hem.
Sandalled
With the spring season silenced, the Grand M is keen on throwing herself feet-first into the fantastic onslaught of summer sandals. Designers are ripe with eager yet age-old ideas and brilliant motifs, fashioning impeccably turned-out turn-outs reflective of a more modern, thoughtful, and mature design frame of mind. Flip-flops and espadrilles are so five years ago. The 2009 sandal draws heavily on the gladiator trend of winter and fall, bringing a refreshingly updated take on a cold weather staple to open-toed perfection. The twist lends a wise air to this summer's sandals, demonstrating an abiding love of style and cool-headed know-how that unavoidably surfaces in toe-thongs, earthy brown hues, and historically-minded details (think Homer, Virgil, Ovid) displayed in perennially human, functional forms and eco-inspired flourishes. Drumroll please...


Easily the Grand M's favorite this season, the Gwyneth 'Zola' is an oasis in a desert of bad sandal memories, effortlessly restoring the multi-colored bead to new life and respectability among the footwear elite. The sumptuous sandalwood suede upper cascades in gentle blooms along a sturdy T-strap, each fold trimmed in charming, elementary school beads. A typically hokey-pokey, unsophisticated embellishment finds itself at home on the 'Zola', and it makes the Grand M wonder what the uproarious outcry against Crayola-colored beading a few years back was all about.


For an edgier look, the Grand M raves about Chie Mihara's summer collection of finely-crafted, off-beat, elegant sandals. The 'Miosen' delivers on Mihara's luxurious promise to perfection, combining a serious-minded, oiled amber leather ankle wrap with playful, huarache-esque scissoring, contrast stitching, and oversized jewel atop the vamp's apex. This is a fashion veteran's sandal, offering the best of what's been in delightful conjunction with the best of what is. The Grand M intends to pair her pair with light, white tanks and slim denim capris in an assortment of washed-out watercolor hues.


To wear with everything, the Grand M is sticking with 80%20's whimsical 'Millie', ideal for everyday wear and decidedly female in form. The cut-out leather leaves and tri-buckled, ankle-hugging upper seamlessly blends the rough and tumble mold of a gladiator with elfin delicacy and measured confidence. The 'Millie' rides the fence between casual and dressy, offering a perfect choice for those in-between ensembles and guaranteeing a generous handful of compliments from passers-by. The undertone of each sandal picked here is subtlety and a return to style simplicity - a welcome gesture after towering platforms, grotesquely contorted, futuristic wedges, and ho-hum, boring basic flats, inspiring the Grand M to be sandalled by irony and wit in 2009.
My Shoe Stock Stimulus Package
The title of this post is somewhat misleading. The Grand Mademoiselle has no grand scheme for retail reinvigoration, nor does she gasp in astonishment at the current state of economic affairs (if we promise to pay for something, but don't have the money to fulfill said promise, isn't the whole thing bound to collapse?). Just a thought. However, the Grand M has taken a page from the powers that be, and has decided to throw real money at the problem anyway, hoping it will all just go away. The fantastic part? My shoe collection (which was growing dusty from a general lack of enthusiasm) has been remarkably restored thanks to some brilliant new designs by some brilliant shoe designers! It's time to wipe away the doom and gloom and step out in a gorgeous pair of decidedly different shoes. The Grand M had just about given up hope of finding anything really exciting to ignite her footwear fashion passion, when lo and behold, oodles and scads of delicious designs turned up (and all at once, it seems). The following are my four most recent acquisitions:


The 80%20 'Molly' open-toe hidden wedge heel, in a fabulously proletarian olive canvas, are made impossibly chic by oiled chestnut leather straps that adorn the vamp and twist and turn about the ankle, held closed by a darling buckle. The result is a bootie-slash-wedge-slash-sandal that makes the Grand M swoon with delight. The leather ankle straps cause the shaft to ripple, fold, and crease, creating a blooming blossom of green around your legs, while offering a hint of the red and white striped lining within. Plus, the 3" hidden wedge heel adds effortless height without seeming garish or pushy. Truly, the Grand M has never seen a shoe like this before, and intends to wear it with everything from jeans to shorts to skirts to harem pants. Top the whole outfit off with some subtle but flashy jewelry. If you really want to pop, try wearing anything with princess cut diamonds.


For something a bit more tame, the Grand M went in search of the perfect, most comfortable, everyday-wear type of sandal, and was thrilled to find the Corso Como 'Santorini', which manages to blend simplicty and elegance to perfection. The supple leather upper, which comes in brown, black, and white, is effortlessly design-conscious with its T-strap contour and tiny stacked wedge heel. The footbed screams heaven to tired tootsies, and this is the kind of sandal one can wear all day and with anything, always pulling off that ineffable "I just look good" vibe that seems so out of reach. I intend to wear mine with a pair of dark rinse skinny jeans and a gossamer cotton men's style broadcloth shirt, loosely tucked in, and perhaps a set of paper thin gold bangles.


For a sandal with a little more panache, the Grand M chose the 'Moon' by Dolce Vita. This is a girl's night out type of sandal, which also easily translates to both casual and elegant events. The unexpected pairing of metallic leather and dreamy suede ankle straps makes the 'Moon' an archetypal shoe-lover's fantasy. What's more, the rubber sole makes this sandal extremely comfortable for traipsing about town in, and the flashy metallic vamp can easily be tempered by the subdued, elegant suede ankle wraps, and vice versa, lending a high degree of versatility to this sandal. Perhaps I've just been bored to death by last season's turnout, but I feel absolutely captivated by this design and am newly inspired by the beauty of shoes. The Grand M will step out in a corseted, bustier-style maxi dress in some bold tribal print, or perhaps in some unexpected hue (emerald? garnet?) while wearing these sandals.


The Grand Finale: The Grand M stepped out of her comfort zone and got herself a pair of Dolce Vita 'Marcel' gladiator sandals. With their brasstone studs and buckles, impossibly tall shaft that hits just below the knee, and easy access back zip closure, the Grand M simply couldn't resist. There's nothing quite like walking around while wrapped in layer upon layer of leather straps; a cage for the calves, if you will. The toe thong is an unexpected treat, and the flat rubber sole keeps the 'Marcel' from being too silly. In truth, the Grand M found it to be quite easy to pair with many wardrobe staples, and it seems to work best when it doesn't have to compete with anything else that's too showy. The 'Marcel' is enough on its own. Wear them with an ensemble in a contrasting style, such as a demure, mid-thigh poplin skirt in cherry red, paired with a simple gray cotton tee and topped off by a delicately printed, monochromatic scarf and diamond studs.

In sum, to hell with the economy. My shoe stock has now been properly stimulated.
Me & My Maloles
The Grand Mademoiselle is a sucker for a high-quality, buttery-soft, rich leather shoe. Give me gentle folds of supple skins over immovable, stain-resistant, nylon and I'm a happy woman. Always in search of the perfect leather shoe, the Grand M can say with confidence that each design put forth by Maloles puts even the best of the rest to shame. Established in 2004, Maloles has earned its way to the top of the Grand M's "It Shoes" list for its commitment to luxury and comfort, achieved through 'Sacchetto' artisan craftsmanship (translation: these shoes fit like a glove). Each piece blends the whimsy of ballet with an unrivaled air of refinement. Add gorgeous accents like cut-outs, gentle pleats, and dainty bows, and you've got yourself a truly classic set of shoes. The Grand M simply can't get enough! Now, thanks to the creative lady-geniuses at Barefoot Tess, Maloles are available up to a size 13. Here are the Grand M's favorites for Spring 2009:


If you're looking for a little heel, opt for the kittenish "Zoe" heel in either basic black or this fabulous rosey-gold metallic. The pleated vamp, complete with tiny keyhole cut-out and leather bow, makes the "Zoe" a flirty way to up the dressy ante on an otherwise casual ensemble.


If flats are more your style, pick the "Zoe" flat, which carries through all of the lovely accents of the "Zoe" heel and is available in black and robin's egg blue. In either color, the "Zoe" flat is a wonderful alternative to your run-of-the-mill, been-there-done-that basic old ballet flat. It's girlish without being childish, and comfortable enough to wear all day. Additionally, the rounded toe is a welcome relief from the sea of silly pointed toe flats that seem to fill the sidewalks and crowd department store windows.


But the real show-stopper, in the Grand M's opinion, is the "Cornelia" flat in scrunchy, patent navy blue leather. Humbly adorned with no silly vamp details, the "Cornelia" wows from behind with a cheeky surprise, namely, a preppy canvas striped bow on the heel. The Grand M deems the "Cornelia" the "It Shoe" of Spring 2009, and the mixture of simplicity, luxury, and one unique element to add a special twist are key themes for footwear in the coming year. For the Grand M's smaller-footed friends, visit netaporter.com and pick the "Zoelie" silver metallic flat, with its adorable lace vamp cutout and over-sized whip-stitch bow trim. This is a driving shoe taken to the highest degree, and the Grand M is over the moon for the unexpected lace insert.
Phaethon's Revenge
While winter shoes are exciting in October, January heralds the onset of a deep depression for the Grand Mademoiselle. One too many shearling booties is enough to render even the most devout shoe aficionado profoundly disturbed . Therefore, to celebrate the beginning of 2009 and to initiate a delightful departure from the depths of this frigid season, the Grand M offers a toast to Phaethon, the ill-fated son of Phoebus, Greek god of the sun. While dear Phaethon's enthusiasm for his father's professional duties led to his demise, his love of all things bright, gold, and shiny need not go unnoticed. Accordingly, the Grand M has selected two must-have favorite sandals, both in sunny metallics underscored by Grecian themes to relive Phaethon's final and greatest adventure as a divine charioteer.

For a relaxed, easy look of unhurried refinement, opt for Miu Miu's Scratched T-bar sandals. The burnished gold leather finish is reflective without being garish, and permits of golden excess without coming across as too pretentious or beachy. When looking for gold sandals, the tendency is to go too "Boca", but Miu Miu ensures a classic shilouette bereft of gaudy overtones. The toe straps and ankle buckle guarantee a snug fit, and the shape is faintly reminiscent of 2008's gladiator craze without risking a complete throwback. This sandal proves that all things old are new again, and the Grand M applauds Miu Miu for reviving a traditional form in an unmistakably modern mold.

If you'd prefer to up the modernity ante, footwear designer Matt Bernson will certainly provide the answer. Bernson is perhaps the most exciting shoe-man given to us in ages, and his creations are at once pratical and fantastic. What separates a Bernson sandal from the pack is his decidedly young, opportunistic approach, which imparts an air of trendy carelessness to his designs. Matt's sandals don't just act youthful, they are youthful, with all the glorious dreaminess and far-fetched plans that budding hearts entail. A bit like our hero Phaethon, don't you think? The 'Equus' sandal is a perfect fit for this motif, adorned with a copious splash of souffle leather metallics in gold, silver, and bronze. The fringe seems to spill effortlessly down a T-strap frame, twitching and dancing with each step.

No pair of gilded leather sandals would be complete without an equally exciting necklace to offer balancing support. In the spirit of Phaethon's ambitious quest, the Grand M has chosen Alex Monroe's Flying Swallow necklace. The delicately woven 22 karat gold chain, with deliciously oversized lobster clasp, is decorated with a single swallow, focused and quiet in flight. The piece exemplifies Phaethon's love and dedication to Phoebus' mission, and his unyielding desire to soar the world's limits like his father. Scholars portray Phaethon as a stubborn fool, and his story is used to warn us against unbridled impulse and youthful exuberance. Rubbish, thinks the Grand M. We should all live to see such sights, and dear Phaethon reminds us that true courage is speeding headlong into the most blinding of lights...
Galoshes Galore
Perhaps the single most frustrating endeavor, at least for the Grand Mademoiselle, is the seemingly endless search for a fashionable pair of rain boots. Nothing screams style crisis more than knee-high, rubber slushies, and nearly every venerable shoe designer stays as far away from this Bermuda Triangle of footwear as possible. With good reason, methinks. How does one navigate this daunting junction of form meets function? Furthermore, should one simply acknowledge that the rain boot is meant to keep dry and stick with a simple sheath or brave an attempt at fashion forward with bold patterns?

The answer, my dear Grand M's, is twofold, and there are ways to satisfy both style inclinations, all while keeping your sweet tootsies high and dry. In this situation, a good tactic is to approach the selection of rain boots as one would approach any other needs-based apparel predicament, i.e., pick the item best suited to combat the meteorological prediction. For example, it would be silly to tote a frothy, satin parasol in a downpour, and downright unreasonable to expect frostbite protection from fingerless cotton gloves. Any boot you choose should be constructed of thick rubber, and be high enough to prevent water from swallowing your heels and ruining your cashmere socks. With this in mind, and in the spirit of paying homage to a garment based on its intended function, there is something remarkably romantic about donning a pair of classic Hunter Wellingtons. The gripped sole and iconic brand name convey substance and conviction, reassuring the lucky wearer that she will indeed successfully combat the elements, no matter how treacherous. For the Grand Mademoiselle, there is an undeniable glee that accompanies the realization of donning a shoe meant for a specific purpose, and Hunter does not disappoint. These boots were made to keep the rain out, which is certainly what they do, and for this reason alone they acquire a brute beauty as they silently carry out their noble mission. If mere function isn't enough to convince you to pull on a pair of rain boots, consider sticking with the simple silhouette and merely upgrading it a style notch to reflect your gentrified sensibilities. Nestled solidly within this middle group rests Burberry's uptown twist on a strictly bucolic Wellington staple. The reduced calf height, chic signature check-print lining, and glossy black patent finish are a wonderful way to introduce a low-key but fashionable twist to a well crafted standby. The heavy rubber toe and grooved sole are enough to remind you of the purpose, while Burberry's refined outlook lends a pointedly stylish air to an otherwise purely functional bit of rain gear. Still, this middle-of-the-road fashion compromise may not satisfy those in search of a truly unique pair of galoshes. What about style vision? Why are they all so bland? Can't we find a way to inject excitement? The answer, my fellow footwear lovers, is a resounding yes, albeit a yes with some cautionary caveats. Caveat #1: Beware bold colors. This does not reduce one's options to a dull palette of muted blues and tired mauves. However, this does urge one to forgo bright, rainbow shades like magenta, neon yellow, and lime green. Nothing says elementary school hussy quite like a pair of screaming purple slushies. Caveat #2: Beware cartoon characters, daisies, and smiley faces. Lean away from boots ablaze with Minnie Mouse winks and pink, polka-dotted pentagons, and lean toward a single, elegant pattern with a limited color spectrum in grownup colors like wine, moss, and cobalt. An overall textile or comprehensive art rendering can be lovely, and a rain boot affords an excellent canvas upon which to display such handsome prints. Pick a quiet paisley or a demure set of chevron stripes with a constrasting band and sole in any tame, solid shade. This gorgeous Wellington from the Barefoot Tess Private Label Collection is the perfect example of a set of stylish slushies in a big girl print. The lovely cream toile pattern is trendy without being ridiculous, offset by a heavenly, rich peat green pleat, proving beyond a reasonable doubt that form and function really do enjoy a happy marriage. Brave the slick streets in any of these styles and say goodbye to dowdy rain boots forever!
Petallurgy
Petallurgy is the Grand Mademoiselle's term for the science, nay the art, of adorning shoes with lovely, feminine details. Fall/Winter fashion abounds with such gorgeous spectacles, and the Grand M delights in ruffles, bows, pleats, and other deliciously decadent components composed of chiffon, satin, and leather. Petallurgy is uniquely concerned with the properties of these details, and their perfect production and purest form. In that sense, decline flats brimming with bows (too much for too little shoe) in favor of elegant T-strap heels. Opt for stark colors like black and gray instead of pastels (too cutesy). Steer clear of all-over adornment (too...much) and pick a pair with one centralized and exciting decoration. The Grand M has selected her three favorite examples of petallurgical design this season, each a successful representation of the coveted (and newly coined) art.


Loeffler Randall always astounds the Grand M for impeccable construction, inspiring design, and a perfect color palette. The 'Colette' is no exception, and thrills with its sleek dual side ankle buckles in tiny scale, beautifully brushed black satin, and unfussy cascade of gently pleated ruffles. The toe is nicely pointed (not too round, not too triangular) and the 3.5" heel is sinfully womanish. Loeffler Randall manages to perfect the art of petallurgy with the 'Colette' and Grand M's are happy to reap the reward! For the little (foot) minded, choose this delightful confection from MAXSTUDIO. The 'Salsa' is another 3.5" wonder, constructed of a lovely, muted gray satin and cut in that old-fashioned favorite T-strap style, decorated with petallurgical restraint in gray chiffon and teensy crystal beads. Anything more would be garish, and the Grand M is beside herself to have found this beautiful number in sizes that ladies with tiny feet will find amenable.


To add the final bloom to this adventure, my budding petallurgists, don the 'Punch', Natalie Portman's wonderful creation for Te Casan this season. All of Portman's designs are vegan, which is mere icing on an already delicious bit of shoe heaven. Another 3.5" black T-strap, the Grand M knows, but a real standout for its fun chiffon toe pompom (yes, pompom!). Who would have guessed that a cheerleader staple could be so chic? Only the petallurgically inclined...
Balmorals Lament
The Oxford is a tricky shoe, at once elegant and playful while retaining an air of sad, Scottish mystery. Enhance the elegance and risk losing the baleful woe; enhance the misty, noir aura and risk losing the upbeat energy. Worn by businessmen and schoolgirls alike, the Oxford is a veritable panoply of footwear confusion. If you don a flat Oxford, you may inadvertently end up looking too masculine and too juvenile in the same stroke. What to do? Use history as your guide and select a pair of high-heeled, black bootie Oxfords that will simultaneously represent modern femininity while paying homage to the style's wistful, chilly Balmoral origin.


Take a page from the Fall/Winter 2008 Collection of venerable design house Ports 1961, who always manages to churn out gorgeous, eerie clothing collages depicting a specific mood or era. While many designers attempt to represent themes, few are as successful as Ports 1961, who offers luscious, tale-telling garments without feeling silly. The Fall/Winter 2008 Collection is a throwback to the odd beauty of Gaelic mythology, offering a romantic and earthy portrait of the Scottish highlands, as viewed through a fashionable lens. Highlighting the dark mood and supernatural whimsy of Scotland, the Ports collection is enchanting, and impossible to deny for its rich, heady elegance and stark sculpturalism. Rustic tweeds and wool gauze replace heavy knits and boiled overcoats, creating a sinfully decadent yet minimal aesthetic. The harshly muted grey backdrop presents a beautiful vista for the Grand M's favorite Ports look, and the monochromatic tone of the garments imparts a masculine edge layered upon feminine twists. The Grand M will use this look as her Oxford inspiration.


In keeping with the offbeat tone of Ports' collection, opt for edgy quirks when selecting an Oxford. Odd and unexpected cutouts are key, as are strange twists, epitomized by the Dolce Vita Marlo, which manages to capture the masculine surge of the Balmoral in a wooden ombre chunky heel that is tempered by a delightful lack of laces, saving the Marlo from that staid, formal Oxford tendency. Most importantly, the Marlo is available in large sizes. If you're searching for something a bit more elegant (and you have a small foot), choose the Coventry heel, by Stuart Weitzman. The Coventry is an avant garde Oxford, with its open toe and side quarter cutouts, made in combination patent leather and sumptuous satin. The towering 4" heel is simply sinful when worn with the laces undone. Slip into either of these nouveau Oxfords and witness the power of history when paired with modern fashion!
All Tucked In
The onset of winter has the Grand Mademoiselle itching for a brand new pair of boots. In style seasons past, the fabulous fervor leading up to designers' boot debuts fizzled fast as fashionistas chose pants that covered up the intricate details that distinguish one pair from another. With nothing showing but the toe, all the Grand M saw was tonal variations of a pointy tip, leaving much to the imagination and masking some pretty magnificent creations. This year, the Grand M looks forward to boot season with renewed vigor and sense of purpose, determined to showcase her gorgeous finds with low-key pants tucked in, so as not to steal the show.


What makes a great boot? The options seem endlessly combined and complicated, but this season, there are key elements that the Grand M is looking for, namely, clean lines, soft leathers, easy construction, and simple sophistication. It's all too easy to mess up even the simplest boot, but little variations on a classic theme give the best results. Two options come to mind at the moment: a classic high-heeled boot, and a funky high-heeled boot, both based on the idea of a functional yet stylish shape without giving it all away for a silly trend. Pick one boot for substance, and one for individual style expression, both of which can exhibit trendy know-how without sacrificing taste. For substance, the Grand M has selected the Bally Balnerina in a classic, chocolate brown leather. The sumptuous, cognac hue and daringly modest three inch heel are a study in perfection, capped off by a delicately rounded toe and stunningly chic tunnel knee-high shaft. This is the boot of yore, that gorgeous, softly feminine shape that at once screams sexy without saying too much. The shape has often been attempted, but has not always been met with wild success, and all too easily a classic boot has fallen prey to cliche without realizing its full potential. Simple is best, but luxurious is essential.


For individual style expression, the Grand M is wild about the Chie Mihara Cunsi, a gorgeous knee-high boot, again in a lovely brown leather. The Cunsi is unlike any boot the Grand M has seen before, and the eclectic rum hue, tall slouchy shape, and indie-chic button-down top all demand exhibition, making these the perfect boots to mix and match with your winter wardrobe. Tuck a pair of skinny grey-washed jeans into these boots, and don a pin-striped tuxedo jacket over a thinly knit cashmere top and strut your way into winter fashion nirvana!
High Art
The Grand Mademoiselle is tired. Tired of the tried-and-true, cookie cutter, been there done that attitude infecting fashion this fall. Where is the drama, the sex appeal, the art, the magic and mystery, the innovation, the lust, the new? Enter shoe designer turned art world maverick Mark Schwartz to the rescue, who has managed to bring the Grand M back from the depths of design despair with an invigorating dose of gorgeous paintings to remind her of the fun that fashion is intended to embody. Schwartz is no rookie, and his impressive portfolio includes work with Roger Vivier and inspiration from cultural icon Andy Warhol. Certainly, Schwartz's own shoes are unbelievably gorgeous, hence having garnered the attention of the Oprah crowd and beyond. However, his soulful, sexy paintings of shoes are what make the Grand M all atwitter. Schwartz has a singular way of infusing real interest back into a lackluster season, with his tantalizing and downright haunting paint-and-paper depictions of that holy of holies: ladies footwear. Above all, what makes his work so wonderful is his obvious commitment to an often overlooked side of shoes, namely, the movement and spontaneity captured by the shape and construction of a beautiful pair. Schwartz's paintings are heady with the rich sense of newness, of individuality, all with a strict attention to paying due reverance to the artistic shape that women's shoes exhibit.

With this in mind, the Grand M is armed and ready to embark on her own renewed shoe sojourn, and the latest creations from Marni and Faryl Robin provide her with a reason to believe that shoes are every bit as fantastic, whimsical, and imaginative as Schwartz's paintings represent them to be. This season, the Grand M will strive to celebrate the beauty of shoes with every tippy-tap upon the earth, reveling in the glory captured by an avant garde outlook with a bit of fairy tale magic. Look for pieces with an unexpected shape, a unique twist on an old classic, or perhaps even a bold new color to revive the interest that a good shoe always arouses. Marni's peep-toe ankle boots are a perfect example, not only for their towering platform, but for their marvelous reworking of traditional taupe and the sweet surprise of an open toe on an ankle bootie. What's more, the imaginative tweed trim between the wood and leather is remarkly chic and refreshingly new. For something a little more down to earth, opt for Faryl Robin's electic 'Doobie' heel, with its quirky, off kilter charm and cheeky zebra stripe printed suede lining. The marvelous mixture of rich textures, combined with an asymetrical T-strap and fabulously unusual cone heel add layer upon layer of celebratory rapture to the 'Doobie', capturing the slightly left of center sex appeal that Schwartz's paintings strive to portray. Find all of Schwartz's work at http://www.highheeledart.com and let the celebration begin!
Trend: Soft Rock
As the summer months dwindle to a quiet close, the Grand Mademoiselle is itching to don something ... naughty, and head out on the town for a night of debauchery and mayhem. The fashion history annals offer much in the way of going-out-gear, ranging from the glitz and glamor of Studio 54 to the raucous, in-your-face chutzpah of the Bowery Ballroom. However, taking these styles and downplaying them to fit your life can be tricky, easily degenerating into cheap knock-0ffs and costume-y wannabes. The best way to ensure that you stay one step ahead of the style pack is to pick fabulous separates, mixing and matching demure pieces with wild ones to keep the interest without compromising good taste.


To avoid being the joke of Great Jones Street, steer clear of black leather biker jackets and torn jeans by throwing together an uptown, bad-girl ensemble from Olsen Twin brainchild Elizabeth & James. Their designs are, quite simply, thrilling, comprised of a surprising panoply of delectable pieces to choose from. The Grand M is wild about the golden fringe jacket, replete with oodles of glittering strands of fabulous fringe (a great disco throwback) without looking silly. The simple hook-and-eye closure, rounded neckline, and easy 3/4 sleeves ensure style success and are the epitome of modern soft rock dressing. To up the oomph factor, wear the fringe jacket over a gorgeous pair of slinky back stirrup leggings, the latest incarnation of an 80's icon. The new leggings are impossibly chic and look incredible when paired with pumps or boots.


Keep the motif alive and be the talk of Mulberry Street by slipping into a luscious pair of studded, knee-high, flat black leather boots. With great designers churning out gorgeous variations for the fall, you'll have plenty of options to choose from, and the Grand M suggests going for a soft rock aura by donning flats, since nothing screams vamp tramp louder than a pair of high-heeled black leather boots. Opt for the 'Ivy' by Loeffler Randall, with it's easy, demure low-wedge heel, golden snap details, and sumptuous Vachetta leather upper. The 'Ivy' is the pinnacle of soft rock style know-how, simultaneously conveying good sense and wild times in the same gesture. Go a little bolder with a good 'ol Sigerson Morrison concoction, always guaranteed to turn heads with great design and gorgeous details. The classic 'Studded Leather' boots are a true soft rock dream, made of luscious black leather stripes and adorned with studs that run to the knees. These boots would look wonderful when paired with leggings, keeping a rein on the rock-and-roll gesture and transcending cliches with fabulous style.


Be the toast of Canal Street with a great accessory to top off the look and prepare yourself for a night on the underground town. Load up on hardcore, overly-embellished rings with dangerous adornments juxtaposed with lady-like materials. Think bats and diamonds, lions and crystals, or skulls and pearls, as accomplished by this gorgeous 'Skull Charm' ring from Rachel Leigh. A good statement ring will take you far, and the cluster of shiny, multi-colored pastel freshwater pearls look decadently sinful against a pewter skull charm.
Feel Good Fashion
While we all gain a tremendous burst of excitement from donning new garments, the recent trend toward feel-good fashion focuses on outpourings of charity and goodwill, with designers turning to everything from eco-friendly fabrics to charitable donations. The Grand Mademoiselle has selected a few of the best recent efforts that are sure to make you feel good, inside and out. Truly, you don't have to be a vegan to slip into organic shoes, and you needn't be a wealthy philanthropist to enjoy the thrill of monetary donation.


Design company TOMS began with a truly magnificent mission: to make life more comfortable, and the Grand M can attest to the fact that TOMS has succeeded brilliantly. Self-labeled as "Shoes for Tomorrow", TOMS is dedicated to improving the lives of children in need, and does so to the tenth degree by donating a pair for every one purchased. With a glorious give and take like this, not to mention a fantastic price and ultra-lightweight construction, Grand M's everywhere should feel free to enjoy as many pairs of TOMS as suit their fancy. Recently, the designs have taken a super-cute turn, with TOMS utilizing everything from bright colored canvas to silver sequins adorning their superb flats. The Grand M is simply wild about the 'Twain', with its sumptuous leather sock liner, navy canvas upper and cream text relaying feel-good messages. At the end of the day, it's really all about looking down at one's shoes and feeling fabulous!

If you're searching for fashionable shoes in eco-friendly, luxe fabrics, turn to the Grand M's recent British style find, Beyond Skin. Their fantastically gorgeous collection labeled Sui Generis features stunning shoes ranging from demure daytime flats to sky-high evening pumps, all crafted from organic materials. Each pair is hand made to order, lending the entire collection a singular luxury, enhanced by tastefully subtle colors and simple shapes. What's more, Beyond Skin adheres to an ethically-sound work practice, uses no animal products, and follows the philosophy of creating gorgeous, ethical footwear for discerning style-led women. The Grand Mademoiselle is absolutely drooling over the 'Grace' heel, with its beautifully luxurious lavender upper and delightfully sensuous cut (not the mention the ridiculously towering heel!).

When in search of a feel-good handbag to go with all these charming shoes, look no further than venerable up-and-comer Vegan Queen, whose whimsical, nuanced designs are destined to delight even the most stringent vegan style maven. The self-proclaimed leader of "Eco-Luxury", Vegan Queen is committed to the mission of promoting a luxurious, healthy lifestyle while insuring a sustainable future, and to that end all of VQ's designs are organic, cruelty-free, non-toxic, and recyclable. This is truly where ethics and aesthetics meet, and VQ is ecstatic about bringing gorgeous designs to fashion-conscious women who demand high-quality, stylish bags without having to sacrifice their social or environmental beliefs. The Grand M suggests picking up the crave-worthy 'VQ Clutch Wallet' to stash in any of the gorgeous bags crafted by Vegan Queen. In fact, the Clutch is so adorable, the Grand M intends to tote it solo, basking in the glow that only comes from having done something ... worthy.
Animal Crackers
Fashion has an undeniably appealing element of play, as if we're perpetually locked in some fabulous childhood game of dress-up. Without this aspect, the game loses much of its fun, and style lacks an integral channel of imagination. This lovely facet in mind, picture a whimsical school play, with children dressed as lions, antelopes, and zebras to depict some magnificent, folksy scene. Fall fashion is much the same, the key terms being imitation, proportion, material, color, shape, and craft. Take your favorite animal and seek to emulate its constitution through clothing! For this post, the Grand Mademoiselle has selected the buffalo, as depicted in Mamie Deschillie's darling work at the Smithsonian. This piece embodies a personal charm, reflected in the furry beast's quizzical stare and woolly mane, and the best way to carry bits of this fabulous work through in your ensemble is to define your theme, then select colors, shapes, and materials that successfully relate your message. A stylish response to the buffalo suggests larger proportions on top, tapering down to shiny, black heels that peek out beneath cigarette pants.


To achieve those billowy top-side angles, look no further than venerable fashion house Ports 1961, whose impeccable tailoring ensures a highly intriguing creation crafted of sumptuous materials in captivating colors. The Blouson sleeve cotton top fits the bill perfectly, with its dramatic sleeves, pullover style, inverted pleat details, and aptly titled gazelle hue. The rich golden tone, faintly reminiscent of the buffalo's softly gilded fur, is a delightful way to bring play back to your style lexicon. For a bold look, opt for a lusciously gathered Ports 1961 muslin shrug in a delicious hand-dyed safari hue that evokes barley fields and matted animal hair. The tight, unbounded dried coils are deep enough to sink your fists into, recalling the graceful mash of silk adorning the buffalo's back. Slip into this wild little shrug and you're bound to feel like loping across the grasslands ...

On your feet, slide into something hoof-ish, that is, with a compact heel shape to give you the illusion of teetering atop shiny black hooves, much like our buffalo buddy. The Grand M adores the Zara heel from Corso Como, with its black patent pearlized leather upper, slightly angular square toe, and chunky 3" banana heel. The charming bend gives the Zara a unique shape, that when worn with straight leg trousers imparts a devilish twist on an old-school classic. For something a bit more traditional, go with Burberry's patent leather high heel Mary Jane. An embossed logo plate adorns the low Mary Jane vamp strap, resting across a high-shine black pump. The 4" heel is no laughing matter, but if you've got the skills, definitely go for it. This delightful pump has an aggressively small, rounded toe ... very hoof-ish. For those with smaller feet, stick with a trendy Giuseppe Zanotti peep toe. This particular heel, crafted of sinfully reflective black patent leather, has a high-gloss tortoise shell 3.5" heel and a cheeky hidden platform design to give you even more oomph. Take whatever animal inspiration you need, my dear Grand M's, and play a little dress-up!
A Grand Petite August
As per the recent request of an illustrious, little-footed icon (who happens to wear a size 4.5), the Grand Mademoiselle has decided not only to add a special section of her blog devoted to the plight of Petite M's in their search for fashionable, fitting footwear, but will use this post to highlight a few options for her tiny-toed friends. In truth, finding gorgeous shoes at both extremes of the size spectrum proves difficult, and the Grand M will do everything in her power to include small sizes in her search for the perfect shoe (insofar as this is a quest which we hold in common!). To that end, the Grand M has selected some of her favorite shoes, both big and small, to pair with gorgeous, exotic summer dresses, laden with tribal and floral prints to bid adieu to August's heat.

Just as large shoes tend toward the work horse aesthetic, small shoes favor little-girl styles, and neither impetus suits the adult Grand or Petite Mademoiselle. That said, there are ways to bend every rule, and the Grand M has stumbled upon several styles that will put the old aesthetics to rest. The 'Gladio' sandal by Stuart Weitzman is a perfect blend of gilded uptown chic with playful summer sandal, and what's more, it comes in a size 4.5. This is a lovely gladiator with a glamorous makeover, replete with a lush Specchio calf leather upper in sumptuous gold. The 'Gladio' is perfectly paired with an offbeat bohemian dress in a modern cut to offset the twist on a traditional gladiator. Wear Matthew Williamson's incredible 'Ballerina Bustier' dress with the 'Gladio' for a hodge-podge ensemble worthy of any fashion mag. Williamson's navy silk chiffon bustier dress is artfully adorned with a whimsical print of dancing ballerinas and crystal embellishments. The sculpted neckline, boned bust, and layered silk makes this dress a nouveau twist on an old gypsy classic, and will take your summer look to the next level in a pinch.



If the 'Gladio' does too little for your stature, opt for a pair of towering heels in a punchy, stand-out color, such as the 'Cali' by Taryn Rose in vibrant yellow patent. The patent leather 3.5" heel, bright hue, and asymmetrical silhouette pack a lot of sexy punch in one fabulous little shoe, also available in size 4.5. The padded foot bed ensures that you'll be feeling as good as you look when you pair the 'Cali' with Roberto Cavalli's 'Multi-Print Dress', with its happy colors and outlandish mishmash of drop-dead prints. The retro print exudes modern elegance on this multi-colored silk cap-sleeve dress, and the pleated front panel, empire waist, and subtle V-neck all add more interest to an already over-caffeinated little number - perfect for an August evening out on the town.

If something a little larger is your MO, you can never go wrong with All Black, and the 'Granada' flat, with its fun snub ballerina toe fits the bill. Available in a multitude of shiny colors, the Grand M prefers the white patent, which highlights the luxe leather ruching across the vamp and comfy elastic heel. Step out in your All Black's with Sienna Miller's go-to August slip-on by designer Yoana Baraschi. Baraschi's celebrity coveted dresses are truly all the rage, and with good reason. One peek at the rich tones, intricate patterns, and flattering cuts and the Grand M is already hooked. Opt for Baraschi's 'Red Embroidered' cotton voile dress to complete the gypsy-boho hodge-podge look with a pair of patent 'Granada' flats for an evening affair, or the more casual 'Athens' Grecian sandal by Dolce Vita. The easy silver leather straps and Spartan design ensure style continuity with Baraschi's dress if you're opting for an easy day out with friends. Any way you go, it's always best to leave the prints to the dress and save simplicity for the shoes.
Tru Bleu
The magic and mystery of Truman Capote's ubiquitous Black & White Ball is best captured by the glitz and glamor of fabulous evening footwear, crafted of satin and laden with opulent embellishments. The Ball was a masked affair, so one's ensemble had to do the talking, and nothing speaks louder than beautiful shoes, my dear Grand M's. In truth, good evening collections are difficult to find, with most tending toward backyard bridal or sequined sweet sixteens. To sidestep this conundrum, the Grand Mademoiselle suggests sticking to clean lines and tried-and-true satin when selecting solid colors, or simple adornments in elegant materials like pearls or crystals.

When opting for a white shoe, it's easy to slide too far toward the bridal side of the spectrum, so your best bet is to go simple. In the Grand M's experience, Solestruck has a wonderful selection of Nina pumps that are classy enough to fit the bill without breaking the bank (and available in larger sizes). What's more, they have a remarkable customer service program, and in today's online world of shoe shopping, this is quite a feat. Nina's 'Sorbet' satin pump is lovely and will work well for any evening affair that requires black and white attire. The heel is a staggering height at just under four inches, and the sumptuous white satin with delightful ruching across the vamp adds just enough interest to keep the 'Sorbet' current without being precocious. If you're searching for something with a little more pizazz, the Grand M suggests turning to none other than Christian Louboutin, who is destined to please with that signature red sole alone. The crystal S-shaped sandal is designed to be a show-stopper, and can find no home more apt than Capote's world of romantic decadence and solemn affection for fashion. There is a singular, dazzling solemnity to the Black & White Ball that is wonderfully captured in the old-fashioned S-curve of Louboutin's heel, paved with clear crystals beset in gold, which the Grand M finds absolutely captivating. This evening shoe is the pinnacle of Capote style and the highest point in chic footwear, leaving the Grand M drooling in its gorgeous wake.

Finding a fabulous black shoe is considerably easier, with more designers turning out black pumps and sandals each season. With such a high concentration already saturating the footwear market, it's a cinch to find beautiful, elegant black evening shoes. Still, selecting a properly dressy black It shoe comes with its own challenges, as one traverses the world of pompous straps and overly embellished peep-toes. The idea is to make 'ole Tru proud without being redundant or showy. To that end, follow the same rules when searching for a black shoe as when searching for a white pair. When opting for a solid colored heel, stick with a traditional satin upper and use vamp ruching as your detail. Designer Something Bleu has a gorgeous collection of evening footwear in Grand M friendly sizes, and the 'Claudia' (available in both black and white) is a perfect fit, with its delicate origami fan of pleats and cheeky peep-toe. If you're looking for something with a bit more flair, go bold with a retro-feel Valentino, whose stylish lines always please. The Grand M is mad about these satin pearl sandals, with their smooth black satin straps, glossy ivory pearls, and chic bow detail. Truly, these beauties are one of a kind and you'll storm any evening event with panache and gusto, leaving other dames in your Hepburn-esque wake as you chat up a roomful of tuxedoed gents!
Que Syrah, Syrah
Wine is undoubtedly the premiere symbol of seduction, relaxation, and all things classy. Nothing seems to let the world know that you're, well, wordly better than spewing forth tidbits of obscure wine trivia. If you prefer to refrain from indulging in either the drink or its associated hoity-toity behavior, the Grand Mademoiselle suggests retaining an element of its elegance by donning similarly tinted shoes. Running the gamut from glossy, ruby-colored pomegranate to blushing, blooming rose, a little vino goes a long way toward providing a veritable cornucopia of lovely purples, pinks, and reds. The Grand M is wild about wine-hued flats in all styles, and the rich tones lend an air of sophistication and style sensitivity to even the most casual ensembles.

The Crosstoe flat, by designer All Black, is the perfect Cabernet color to kick off this trend (aptly dubbed Wine), and its luscious combination of snakeskin and eel is playfully enhanced by a reflective strip of golden patent leather. The Grand M could swim in the Crosstoe's deep Merlot upper for days, the rich hue a delightful commingling of tart cherry tones with vibrant burgundy notes. This is vino luxury at its finest, and All Black has created a timeless pointed toe flat, made even more elegant by the gathered elastic heel to ensure a proper fit.

If you're looking for something a little lighter, try Miu Miu's playful Scrunchy Oxford, fashioned of sumptuous leather in a remarkably original blush tone with a heady mauve bouquet. The Oxford is classic Miu Miu, made of ingenuity, risk, and ritz to combine in a delightful twist on a tasteful gentleman's staple. This is vino swagger at its finest, and Miu Miu dials up the It factor with an unsuspected scrunchy elastic shape.

Pair Miu Miu's deliciously ostentatious jeweled ballerina flats with anything and witness the power of wine, which transforms by virtue of its deeply seductive, intriguing composition. These Miu Miu flats may not run to size 14, but they manage to pack a lot of punch in a little bit of shoe! The Grand M simply cannot ignore them, and the metallic grape leather upper, offset by large blue jewels, is vino decadence at its finest. You can practically smell the vineyard soil ...
Easy Does It
The end of July makes the Grand Mademoiselle feel, well, slow. Oppressive heat, combined with the heady gloom of East Coast humidity makes every surface sticky, and one regards any article of clothing as far too much for comfort. However, a plain white ribbed cotton T can only take you so far, and my best advice, dear Grand M's is to keep it simple, searching out easy, forgiving cuts, loose designs, light fabrics, and gentle flats to offset summer's angry glare. Dressing up for even a casual dinner date seems downright cruel in the dog days, but the chore can be made enjoyable by sticking to simple pieces and selecting punchy colored accessories to add a bit of fun back to the lethargic atmosphere.

Instead of skinny jeans, which turn to glue in the summer sun, opt for breezy, unlined trouser jeans in a dark rinse to maximize elegance while dialing down 90 degree temperatures. The Grand M loves trouser jeans in all seasons, but the decidedly laid back style is especially suited to the languid summer months when the body feels a bit out of sorts. J.Crew is wonderfully chic when it comes to all things denim, and they don't disappoint with their latest incarnation of the trouser jean. The lightweight stretch cotton denim is endlessly forgiving and wildly classy, providing an easy-does-it style with no fuss. These trouser jeans are the perfect way to wear denim without being bogged down by too many buttons or too heavy a fabric. Pair your trousers with an easy shirt and let your accessories do the talking, donning happy-go-lucky tones and comfortable flats that impart interest to your otherwise lackadaisical ensemble. The Grand M adores all things Botkier, and the teensy-tiny little Lita Lambskin Clutch is a no-muss-no-fuss way to carry only the essentials because let's face it, in July less really is more. The delightful turn-lock hardware with logo and gently gathered front folds scream slow down, while the bright fuchsia leather is a flirty little pick me up for the lazy days of summer.
To keep your tired, hot tootsies from turning on you, stick with flats in forgiving fabrics like cotton for day and satin for night, keeping in mind that summer weather does not demand an open toe - comfort is key. To sidestep the risk of alienating her small-footed friends, and at her readers request, the Grand M has decided to include all shoes in her search for the perfect pair, while keeping in mind that the larger sizes are her true niche. As such, the first pair to make the cut are the Zoe satin flats by Maloles. The adorable lilac bow and center vamp cut add girlish interest to an already feminine shoe, made unique and fun by a cheeky purple satin upper and gathered toe. What's more, the bright satin is unbelievably comfortable while retaining an easy, uptown elegance that gives any lazy summer ensemble an extra dose of oomph that is unforgettable. If sandals are really your cup of tea for this time of year, stick with something design-conscious in a gorgeous, punchy color, like Matt Bernson's classic Love sandal in yellow leather. The beautifully criss-crossed leather straps and deeply oiled leather foot-bed are insanely forgiving and allow in what breeze there might be.
Fire And Rain
Contrasts are always strangely compelling, holding the fashion critics hostage as they attempt to decide which mismatches are allowed and how far they can go. Sporting uniform duds is certainly for the birds, but going out on a limb by pairing articles that bear no resemblance is not for the faint of heart, nor is it as easy as throwing on two tank tops. Successfully styling a contrasting ensemble requires patience, daring, and a little dash of bravado to steel yourself against the hard looks that you will undoubtedly garner from fashion traditionalists. The Grand Mademoiselle adores translating contrasts into entire style genres, rather than merely wearing a piece from each end of the color spectrum or lazily donning multiple layers. The point is not to look like a rebel or garbage lady, the point, my dear Grand M's, is to achieve the height of current trend awareness-ness. To this end, the best approach is to select your favorite trend, be it bohemian or buttoned-down, and pair it with an opposing trend that also defines your style and interests. The Grand M suggests reserving this approach for accessories only, letting contrasting shoes and handbags do the talking to avoid looking like an old Halloween costume, unless that's what you're going for.

For example, take a gorgeous, ladylike kitten heel and pair it with an outrageously wild clutch to pay homage to the likes of Jackie O and Jerry Hall in one fell swoop, indicating that you dislike being restricted to only one fashion point of view. You'd make dear Jackie awfully proud by slipping into Butter's delectable 'Gardenia' heel, with its cheeky peep-toe cutouts and playful violet hue. As the name suggests, Butter's shoes are impossibly comfortable, crafted of sumptuous Italian leather as soft as cream and enhanced by their signature cushioning. The Grand M is delighted to find them in larger sizes and she'll do 'ole Butter a good turn by letting the world know. Given the prim yet chic look conveyed by the 'Gardenia', be bold and carry Carlos Falchi's serpentine Python Gathered Clutch in bad girl black metallic. The gathered pleating on this oversize envelope clutch exaggerates the snaky scales, fanning them out in a suggestively scary spray. The marriage between these mismatching accessories represents the most prominent trends that fashion has to offer, as uptown meets downtown in a titanic pairing of style greats.

If neither Jackie O nor Jerry Hall light your fashion fire, choose entirely different themes by donning Butter's prom Queen perky 'Flamingo' sling backs with Kate Spade's bohemian south-of-the-border raffia flat tote. Butter's open-toe heels are classic pent-up, well-coiffed, fifties teenager, reveling in the pink light by the punch bowl that catches the glitter suede silver uppers. The Grand M loves a good retro revival, and the 'Flamingo' manages to capture the best parts of a motif while leaving the cheese puffs behind. Show off the depth of your fashion personality by letting the 'Oaxaca-Reyna' tote dangle lazily from your elbow, stuffed to the brim with Joan Baez lyrics written on torn scraps of paper. Kate Spade's lovely creation ensures that you will indeed be a Mexican Queen, albeit of a different kind. The simple shape and orange embroidered bird details epitomize carefree boho style, providing a perfect contrast to the priss and girlish dreams evoked by Butter's sparkle-spangle heels. Mix and match to your heart's content!
Wanted: Fabulous Flats
The Grand Mademoiselle is far from alone in her search for the perfect pair of flats. A great set of ballet flats are versatile, chic, and most importantly, easy to wear with everything from mini's to skinny jeans. Sadly, most flats are either poorly designed, uncomfortable, or quite simply ... uninspired. Lanvin's iconic creation comes as close to flat heaven as earthly possible, but carries with it a tremendous price tag and lack of options in larger sizes. What's a girl to do? Enter the 2008 private label collection from Barefoot Tess to solve the mystery of the ages by creating two flats that are not only impossibly stylish, but perfectly cut in sizes 7-15, accommodating every girl's needs. What's more, the collection was designed by uber-trendy, fashion wonder, media darling Matt Bernson, whose popular sandals are a Grand M must-have. These gorgeous goodies have Bernson's trademark whimsy and panache written all over, and the luxurious leathers translate to serious style.

The delectable 'Tess Classic Scrunch' is fairly guaranteed to become an It flat overnight, with its timeless elastic top line that ensures a snug fit, simple construction, rich leather upper, and full metallic lining. The wide variety of colors, ranging from Blueberry and Black to shiny metallics, offers a plethora of options, and the Grand M imagines herself with a different flat for each day of the week. The Rum tone is particularly gorgeous, with a depth and hue that inspires without being unwearable or difficult to match. Bernson's collaboration serves Barefoot Tess well, and the Scrunch captures the elements of comfort and chic with an effortless ease that makes this flat absolutely fabulous. The private label collection also boasts the more modest 'Tess Classic', which feigns simplicity while moonlighting as a seriously well-designed masterpiece. Its cheeky crinkle patent leather upper, gently gathered elastic heel, and perfectly shaped toe (neither too pointy, nor too round) ensure that the Classic is poised to live up to its name, securing a spot in the Flat Hall of Fame. Like the Scrunch, the Classic is available in a rainbow of lovely leathers, the candy-apple Red being the Grand M's personal favorite. With these flats, my dear Grand M's, flat heaven is indeed possible to attain, and both Bernson and Barefoot Tess can rest assured that great minds really do think alike.
It's Academic
Beneath the sandy glitz of summer style, a gentle undercurrent of delicious autumn tones streams almost imperceptibly, noticed as if by accident in broadly cut designs and romantically austere patterns. The Grand Mademoiselle, always a sucker for the fall season, is thrilled with this turn of events although disheartened by the oppressive heat wave which dutifully reminds her that this is not the time for wool and plaid. Still, she wonders aloud, might there be a way to evoke the feeling of fall despite the meteorological necessity of scant summer garb? The faithful allegiance of accessories comes to the Grand M's aid in the creations of three glorious designers: Nest, Love Rocks NY, and Corso Como, all of which collectively represent the mood of autumn and round out any summer ensemble by adding depth of spirit and warmth of heart. In drawing inspiration for these seasonal obscurities, think of a high brow New England institution in the mid 20th century, complete with a campus of mossy stone outbuildings amid gently rolling hills covered in golden deciduous trees, with lonely conifers standing guard at the base of an old chapel. The schools and universities of the eastern United States are truly glorious in the fall, and no other image better captures the eerily silent, serious, and romantic autumnal attitude better. Glen plaid blazers, tweed day skirts, Oxford blouses, Kelly-striped ties and letterman jackets all serve as wonderful examples of this style, which, although closely allied with fall, is easily translated to the warmer months in chic handbags, jewelry, and shoes.

The Grand M is wild about Nest Handbags, which is a demure collection in scholarly prints and textiles, constructed of simple shapes and timeless colors that reflect the School Ties motif which is so classically autumnal in spirit. The Large Satchel in Sweater Brown has ample room for notebooks, pencils, and a cardigan to keep you warm in the reality of an over air-conditioned office while you daydream of chilly nights spent with school mates in a Chevy Bel Air, speeding towards town along leafy, darkened streets. Easy fabrics and solid design add more heft to this gloriously sizable bag, and even the item name and color evoke images of this optimistic though chilly autumn gesture. Furthermore, the satchel's down to earth handbag straps, practical brass button details, and liberally proportioned exterior pockets represent the stoic attitude of 1950's eastern seaboard college life without losing any of the warmth, all seamlessly blended with a dash of modern style. The functional and generous size will ensure that the Large Satchel becomes a wardrobe staple in any season, bringing with it a heady dose of hopeful fall spirit and youthful exuberance. The Colorblock Clutch in Rust Ultrasuede is another beautiful example of autumn winds in summer heat, reinforcing the Grand M's belief that Nest is really onto something here. The rich auburn Ultrasuede is flanked by lovely blocks of paisley textiles in a perfect fall palette, replete with quiet taupes and ecrus, made bold by deep accents of burgundy and mauve. Nest's attention to detail and subtly deferential posture ensures a successful way to add autumn accents to summer attire, evoking the spirit of literary behemoth A Separate Peace without the discomfort of wearing suede or corduroy in July.

If carrying a seasonally disparate bag goes against your fashion grain, think of realizing this idealized autumn outlook in less obvious ways, for example, monogrammed jewelry in classic gold with romantic block lettering. Think of the first gift given to you by a youthful lover, hair silhouetted against a muted blue sky, still ablaze with the icy sunshine closing out another day on campus. These moments of hopeful sentiment and Emersonian quietude are given modern expression in Love Rocks NY latest collection of charming pendants, rings, and earrings, all of which inspire flashes of starry-eyed love on hallowed Hopkins grounds. The School Ring, with its cheeky oval face, 14K gold luster, and tasteful micro pave white diamonds has a delightfully autumnal point of view that represents a gorgeous throwback to the mid-century Princeton university experience. There is nothing more romantic than the giving of rings, and Love Rocks' School Ring embodies the bold gesture of a head-strong and hopeful lad sending an engraved ring to his lady love at Wellesley in October. The Grand M loves letter jewelry year round, and Love Rocks' Love Letter earrings, each adorned with a hefty length of gold caviar ball chain, are a heavenly depiction of Dead Poets Society aesthetic.
Finding the proper shoes to carry this aesthetic along proved challenging for the Grand M, and her best advice is to look for off-white or beige solid tones in light but luxurious leathers, choosing flats and low heels, and resisting the urge to go full fall-frontal with riding boots or other seasonally charged options. The trick is to stay away from the heaviness of autumn footwear in the hot summer months while retaining the spirit of this admittedly warm gesture. The Grand M has always loved Corso Como, with their sumptuous leathers, richly vibrant colors, and sinfully comfortable designs. Choosing from within their latest collection, the Grand M recommends the Posy ballet flat and the Cameo heel, both in Bone. The Posy is as classic a flat as you are likely to find, constructed of supple leather Butterskin with a snug elastic fit and adorned with a playfully romantic gunmetal heart charm on the toe. The baroque style detailing on the charm makes the Posy a wonderful compliment to this fall theme without being too much shoe for a lighter season. Additionally, the cutesy bow detail adds just enough feminine touch to make the Posy a perky showpiece, calling to mind college coeds skipping along the chilly paths of Brown as fiery-tipped maple leaves scatter in whirling dervishes. If you prefer a little more ... oomph, then pick the Cameo, which captures the mood of carefree collegiate life in whimsical toe-cap top-stitching, reminding the Grand M of sitting in the bleachers, popcorn in hand, sweater about the shoulders, taking in a Harvard versus Yale baseball match. There's nothing silly about the Cameo, but far from being overly staid or frumpy, its delightful design evokes daydreams of sneaking beer (or boys, or both) into the Gothic-columned halls of an old school campus, then retiring to a dorm lit by firelight to giggle with friends beneath a green Tartan throw. Who cares if it's really just the summer of 2008 ...
Agri Culture
The appealing simplicity of farm life never fails to captivate the Grand Mademoiselle, setting off a delightful series of daydreams full of haystacks, apple pies, and corn cob wreaths. Sadly, there are some style stigmas attached to this bucolic scene that have traditionally prevented a suitable translation from barnyard to Bazaar. While the Grand M certainly has more than her fair share of fashion biases, this one is particularly frustrating insofar as it is continuously perpetuated without contention or review. However, with a little imagination, it's easy to pick out certain elements of the more agriculturally-minded point of view without looking like an extra wandering about the set of The Beverly Hillbillies.

Take gingham for example. Almost synonymous with Grandma's red-and-white checkered picnic tablecloth, this lovely patterned fabric is rarely considered top drawer. Ah, what a waste! Gingham can be fabulously stylish, if done inconspicuously and with a little panache. The Grand M adores the Covet dress from Urban Outfitters, with its gently over-sized navy gingham checks, farm-y buttons, and square neckline. The poplin cotton is absolutely perfect for conveying a paired down, simple aesthetic without association, which is really where all the trouble begins. When expanded to large, unexpected proportions and elegant tones, gingham is quite beautiful, and this little dress exhibits a classically fashionable take on a traditionally rural icon without resorting to the usual gimmicky interpretations of beloved trademarks. Furthermore, the tunic silhouette and chic colors are miles away from the silliness attributed to gingham, making this dress a wonderful example of agricultural style gone right.

Another iconic yet often abused agricultural style touchstone is the jumper. All too frequently, this formidable fashion challenge is thrown to the dogs, idly regarded by those in the know as a shameful style secret best suited for low brow countryside dilly-dallies or small town parades. "No more!" she cries, "Unfair!", and with these words, the Grand M is happy to herald this downtrodden dress into the pages of Vogue with Vince's gorgeous reinvention of an agricultural silhouette with a sorry reputation. This fantastic Jumper Mini Dress boldly stands astride the divide in brilliant muted gray glory, proving once and for all that you can indeed take the girl out of the farm without consigning her to annual transcendence of bumpkin impulses. The lavishly gathered Italian wool, center pleating, V-straps, and stylish slash pockets offer a deliriously demure twist on an often overlooked farm classic, and with the weight of Saks Fifth Avenue behind it, even the most jaded fashionista has to accept the jumper as here to stay ... and for the better.

For the Grand M, the most satisfying way to complete this gesture is with playfully pastoral footwear, blending city chic with agricultural adornments. Start with a timeless tone, add in a whimsical dash of floral detailing, and witness the clever unfolding of a true Cinderella story. Chie Mihara's 'Heya' sandal is a dazzling display of farm style with an urban attitude, replete with luscious flowers on the vamp and intricately gathered leather pleats, spreading like rich and heady summer leaves across the toes. Begin here and this fashion bias might just have met its match ...
Summer Style: Strappy taupe heels from Aldo
Our holiday romance with Aldo continues, in the form of these fabulously smooth taupe heels, currently in the store's mid-season sale. 'Donelan' is also available in black or dark brown, and its 'slatted' appearance ensures that you'll feel cool as well as look it while you're wearing them.


Price Watch: Pedro Garcia 'Priscilla' sandals
The 'glam sandal' seems to be this summer's statement shoe, so we are pretty pleased to see that a few stray pairs (with really nothing wrong with them) have washed up at The Outnet.


Carvela 'Grow' court heels at Kurt Geiger
Kurt Geiger really are hitting all the right notes at the moment. A fresh collection released in the past month just keeps on delighting, and on a recent trip to the brand's new store in Covent Garden, Ms Shoewawa found herself seriously tempted by quite a few of the styles; in particular, these lovely red suede heels from Carvela. which look like they're just begging to be stroked!


Giuseppe Zanotti Crystal bow-embellished suede pumps

A bit of bow embellishment is always welcome on a pair of classic courts. Whether it's a sophisticated and subtle suede choice or something altogether glitzier, there's something very charming about them.

Clearly Giuseppe Zanotti agrees, and has therefore chosen to scatter an assortment of bejewelled bows across the back of the latest heels.

Like them? They'll cost you £665 from Net A Porter.

Walk away with a bargin: last hours of the ASOS sale!
It's one of the biggest fashion sales of the summer, but believe it or not, the ASOS sale will be finishing in just a few hours. There's so much stock involved that we've managed to find a few last-minute bargains that are still well worth having, so head over to the sale to see what you fancy, and check out our top picks below for some fantastic deasl!


Navy ribbon heels from Deichmann

For me ribboned heels either fall into the risqué bondage look, or the pretty ballerina style. These ribbon heels from Deichmann definitely fall into the former category.

The ribbon detail interlaces with the leather straps, giving it a tough look that wouldn't look out of place on the feet of pint-sized popstar Rhianna or crazy lady singer Lady Gaga.

It's a big of a bargain too at £19.99. It lands in stores this week. Wear with skinny jeans or a bandage dress for rock chick chic.

KG by Kurt Geiger 'Ivy' shoes
These high court sandals are real 'dancing' shoes, even though they were obviously not designed for the purpose. Encrusted with glitter and gemstones, they're some of the glitziest shoes around, and would quickly bring out the fairy princess in anybody!


Strange-shaped shoes from Sam Edelman!
I'm fairly surprised to see something quite so experimental-looking from Sam Edelman but here you have it: a boot that would look far more at home in the Irregular Choice catalogue. It's taken its cue from all the boxy, angular wedge boots that have been on our radar for a while now, and I think it's a look we could probably get used to. What do you think?


Boohoo's 'Tilly' boots are strangely familiar
I can't help wondering if the 'Tilly' boots currently on sale at Boohoo are intended to replace the hugely successful 'Mienna' style that was an internet hit last year from the now-defunct Faith.


Miu Miu double bow patent pumps
Miu Miu are having a real footwear 'moment' aren't they? Their cat and swallow print shoes are still riding high despite being seen (and copied) everywhere, and every new style we see seems to delight in a different way.


Red Carpet Shoes: Jada Pinkett Smith in Louboutin Clou Noeud
Jada Pinkett Smith has stolen the limelight from son Jaden again at another premiere of his new action flick Karate Kid, this time in Paris. Honestly Mom Jada, will you stop it with the incredible footwear? On this occasion, we couldn't even find any pictures of the real star of the show on the press images, so transfixed were the photographers by your stunning shoes.


GALLERY Wet and wild: wellies at the Secret Garden Party
The 'mixed' weather forecast in Cambridge this weekend may not have been what Secret Garden Party ravers were hoping for, but as garden party guests changed into their wellies, it meant twice the amount of shoes and boots to ogle for us! And the famously well-dressed crowd did not disappoint: click on the image below to start the gallery. Related: Summer sandals at the Secret Garden Party | Our pick of the best festival footwear come rain or shine


Steve Madden 'Partiee' wedge at John Lewis
Steve Madden has been an excellent addition to John Lewis' footwear range, which is always reliable but can be a bit uninspiring at times. Now this once hard-to-source American brand is here, I can see quite a few trips to Oxford Street in my future, all of them proving successful on the shoe-buying front!


Bargain Tuesday: 'Lauren' multi-strap heels
These zip-up strappy sandals by Giselle are just a litle bit different from the norm when the 'norm' we're talking about is super-cheap footwear. Everything about them, from the unusual shade of chestnut patent to the butterfly on the zip fob gives a little more than the usual £20 fare, which is what's earned them a place on today's Bargain Tuesday!


Louboutin 'Let me tell you' booties
Tuesday is normally the day that we drag our attention away from objects of desire we'll probably never be able to afford and get a bit more down-to-earth with the bargain shoe-hunting, but I was so inspired by these fabulous cut-out booties that I had to break the rules just this once.


Diesel 'Revelry' studded heeled ankle boots
There's no time like the present to be buying ankle boots, and besides, who knows when the weather's going to turn? You'll be more than adequately prepared with this strapping style from Diesel, which is made from seriously shiny leather, punctuated with a galaxy of tiny studs that bring a touch of glamour to everyday dressing.


J Jasper Conran blue ruffle strappy sandals
What do you think of these electric blue strappy sandals from J Jasper Conran? As someone who's never worn this colour on her feet, I'm not entirely sure of its merits as a footwear shade, but it's one of the more trendy colours out there at the moment, and these have been reduced enough that it's almost tempting to give them a try...


Dream-on Monday: YSL Tribute sandals
These sandals couldn't be any more different from those featured in our festival footwear feature, but they are both wonderful in their own special way, and these ones are quite simply the pinnacle of quality and sophistication in a shoe.


Festival footwear: Sandals at the Secret Garden Party
If you made it along to the Secret Garden Party this weekend, you'll no doubt have noticed just what a stylish and well-dressed bunch the festival attracts. This year's event was no exception to the standards we've come to expect, and Ms Shoewawa is happy to report that there was particular flair in the footwear department.


Poetic Licence Butterfly Love wedges
It's so dull out there on this muggy Monday morning that I thought I'd try and banish the gloom with the brighest new shoes I could find. Plucked from the latest collection at Poetic Licence, this lovely colourful style has a clear perspex wedge in translucent rainbow colours, that bring a touch of sunshine to even the dullest days.


Mary Jane Monday: Marni does MJ
We've not seen a great deal of activity from Marni lately, so I thought I'd look into some of the label's current crop of footwear styles, and came back with these Mary Janes which are 'edgy' in every sense of the word.


Sale Watch: 'Elvira' heels at Toast
Summer sales provide the ideal opportunity to try out some of those slightly more 'out there' styles at a fraction of their usual cost, so you can test out whether they suit you as much as you'd hoped they would, or gauged whether you can cope with friends and strangers' reactions to more adventurous choices.


Etsy Pick: Eco cute ballerina flats
You couldn't find shoes with a smaller carbon footprint than these beautifully sewn, hemp and cotton ballet flats from small-run Etsy seller The Generation. Tread lightly in a natural pair like these ones pictured above, or browse for more colourful styles, including pumps and sandals in lime green, pink or red.


Positively psychedelic pumps by Nicholas Kirkwood!
Roll up, roll up, the new styles from Nicholas Kirkwood are in, and they're every bit as colourful and visually arresting as you'd expect. One of the first styles of the new crop to go on sale are these 'Garrison' pumps, which have just landed at MyTheresa.


Casual Friday: Zoo Shoes
[Image: Hannah Goodrham] The idea behind the Zoo Shoe is that each sneaker has an interchangeable upper or 'skin' which is separate to the sole and tongue. This means that once you've got one sole, you can swap and change the pattern on the shoe depending on your wardrobe decisions and mood, and don't need to replace the entire shoe when you get bored of one design. Everything is removed and replaced with a simple zip fastening, as per this video. Genius!


Whose Shoes Wednesday…The Answer!

Manolo asked, whose shoes?

Manolo answers, it is the Jennifer Garner!

Congratulations to the Manolo’s internet friend Rach, who for the second week in the row, was the first person to correctly identify the weekly personage of note.

The Fat Wallet

Manolo says, like the Queen of England, the Manolo carries no identification. (He is the Manolo! What more is required?) And because of this, his garments do not have the unsightly male wallet bulge.

Whose Shoes Wednesday

Manolo asks, whose shoes?

What the Manolo is Reading…

Manolo says, it is Tuesday, time to see what the Manolo is….

Reading…

Watching…

Listening to…

This article in the Slate magazine, by Ron Rosenbaum, it sent the Manolo back to the Nabokov to reread the poetry of Pale Fire. And now, the Manolo cannot but agree that the” John Shade” poem “Pale Fire” is the superior work of poetry, something that should be regarded as one of the greater works of post-war versifying.

But, even before this reevaluation, the Manolo had always considered the opening stanza of “Pale Fire” to be among his favorites.

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff — and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
And from the inside, too, I’d duplicate
Myself, my lamp, an apple on a plate:
Uncurtaining the night, I’d let dark glass
Hang all the furniture above the grass,
And how delightful when a fall of snow
Covered my glimpse of lawn and reached up so
As to make chair and bed exactly stand
Upon that snow, out in that crystal land!

And, likewise, It is that shockingly ridiculous juxtaposition between the beauty of John Shade’s poetry and the prosaic lunacy of Charles Kinbote’s commentary that never fails to make the Manolo laugh.

Without doubt, this book is the work of genius.

Cameron Diaz: Mission Improbable

Manolo says, your mission, Ms. Vionnet, should you decide to accept it, is to embarrass the middle aged starlet using only the dinner napkin and the plastic bin liner.

Pique Prive Patent Pumps from Christian Louboutin for the Monday

Manolo says, it is Monday and you are back at your desk doing that thing that you do for that money that you need.

Normally, this would be the cause of mild discomfort and soul-weariness, as who would not prefer to be away from grindstone?

However, given how roastingly hot it is out of the doors, you do not mind being in the air conditioning during these most Doggish Days of Summer. And, even the better, your boss, along with two or three of the office troublemakers, are away on their vacations, allowing all of the remaining worker mice to play, or at the least to somewhat chillax.

And so, you will spend much of the morning locked in conversation with your cubemate/frenemy Dina, whom you like/dislike in that way peculiarly reserved for the co-workers.

“Did you see what Snooki was wearing yesterday,” begins Dina’s conversational gambit. (She is obsessed with the reality shows.)

“I don’t watch that,” you lie, trying to maintain your image of aloof intellectualism.

“Oh, don’t fib. I saw you friending the Situation last week.”

“It was not the Situation,” you fib, “it was Jonathan Safran Foer.”

“Honey, Jonathan Safran Foer’s pectoral muscles do not look like that.”

And so it goes, exhaustingly inconsequential tittle-tattle conversations about minor celebrities and their doings. It is almost enough to make you wish for the untimely return of your boss-lady…almost.

Look! Beautiful shoes from Christian Louboutin.

The Pique Prive Patent Leather Pumps from Christian Louboutin are more than enough to remind you that, in general, life can be pretty good.

Southern Treats

Manolo says, Krispie Kreams and…Cherrwine?

Manolo the Columnist: Court by Stuart Weitzman

Manolo says, here is the Manolo’s latest column for the Express of the Washington Post.

Dear Manolo,

I have a question about shoe etiquette. I recently attended a funeral for a work acquaintance, and was shocked to see that many of the younger women present were wearing sandals. I’ve always assumed that this was inappropriate. Your thoughts?

Helen

Manolo says, frankly, the ways of the modern world continue to disappoint and frighten the Manolo, and nothing moreso than the casual manner in which we now treat all of the most important events in our lives.

All except for the weddings, that is, which are now routinely celebrated with bumptiously grandiose ceremonies worthy of the Mughal emperors. Unfortunately, everything else, from the weekly worship services, to the christenings, to the funerals, is attended by gangs of people dressed as if they were heading out for the day at the theme park, in khaki shorts, novelty t-shirts, sandals and fanny packs.

And although it is now no longer strictly necessary to wear the black clothing to the funerals, one should still always dress in the respectful manner, in modest clothing and muted colors, and with the closed-toe shoes on the feets. Leave the cleavage, both bosom and toe, for your next trip the disco. It is important to remember that you are not the focus of this event.

Here is the Court from Stuart Weitzman, the simple, respectful shoe, suitable for this solemn occasion.

Brian Atwood Leopard Ankle Boots For the Thursday

Manolo says, frankly, the Manolo is suffering from the summer doldrums, and has need to spice it up the bit with something fun, something like these calf-hair, leopard print, ankle boots from the Brian Atwood.

Is it perhaps too literal that the Manolo thinks of pairing these with something light khaki and safari-inspired? Hatari!

Whose Shoes Wednesday…The Answer!

Manolo asked, whose shoes?

Manolo answers, it is the Mira Sorvino!

Congratulations to the Manolo’s internet friend, Rach, who was the first person to correctly identify this week’s personage of note.

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